Thursday, February 23, 2012

One Year of BBF! #52: Indubitably, by George

First, I'd like to thank everyone who commented on my Wednesday post. It was a bit of a departure from the norm for me, but you rolled with it, offering grace and kindness. Thank you all for your understanding and for sharing your own experiences. Your comments were just what I needed to get me over the bump.

Second, this is Book Blurb Friday #52 -- one whole year of book blurbs! Participation has fluctuated, but for those who have stuck with it I hope you have come away with a lot of great writing ideas, as well as a BBF-enhanced skill of fine tuning words that holds you in good stead with your other writing. I debated ending BBF when I reached the year milestone, but I've decided to keep going with it and hope those of you who enjoy writing blurbs every week will continue to play along with me. I'm not ready to give it up yet, and hope you aren't either. So . . . let's have fun with BBF!


TGIBBF!

Welcome again to Book Blurb Friday.  If you're a newbie, here's the scoop so you understand what follows.  Please click HERE or click the tab under the blog header for details of the Book Blurb Friday meme.  This is the shortened, abridged version:


Write a book jacket blurb (150 words or less) so enticing that potential readers would feel compelled to buy the book.
Below is this week's "book cover," offered for our creative blurbs my new pen pal and talented writer Lynn Obermoeller of Present Letters. My book blurb follows.





Indubitably, by George
(145 words)

Alvin Schlepmacher hopes for a birthday breakfast of chocolate-chip pancakes and sausage. He gets it, and finds himself dripping syrup on divorce papers while his wife drives off with her lover.

The ensuing hours include a flat tire in the rain, a call from the vet with sad news regarding Alvin’s pet ferret, and a pink slip at the office.

Desperate to escape reality, Alvin stumbles into a local bar and enters a karaoke contest where he creates an alter ego named George Crooney. George takes up with a sassy hooker named Svetlana who gets him a job delivering dubious packages for her Uncle Vlad.  Add a suspicious cop named Grimm, the Russian mafia, and the obsessive attentions of a karaoke groupie named Mitzi, and you have the ingredients for hilarity as Alvin works to extricate himself from the mess he created, indubitably, by George.


Okay, so I made myself tee-hee again this week. If this were a movie, Alvin would have to be played by Ricky Gervais. The scene where Alvin creates George Crooney is a doozy in my head . . . if I never actually write this story, I might just have to write that scene anyway so it won't haunt me with giggles.

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Here is our "book cover" for next week's Book Blurb Friday #53, provided by the always generous and talented Kathy Matthews at Oregon Gifts of Comfort and Joy:




I've used so many of Kathy's photos for BBF that it seemed fitting to begin the new year of BBF with a "photo by Kathy Matthews." Thanks, Kathy, for being so generous with your talent.

Thanks for participating in Book Blurb Friday. If you have any photos you think would be appropriate as a "book cover," please send them to me via email (writinginthebuff@hotmail.com).

See you next for Monday's microfiction. Have a great weekend!

Lisa

20 comments:

Kay L. Davies said...

SO glad you've decided not to give up BBF, Lisa. I love it. I'm wishing I had written something earlier in the week, because the prompt photo was available, and today I'm feeling less than well, but it's always been my habit to zap off a book blurb as fast as I can when the link comes up, so I'll give it a shot.
Might even be tomorrow before I feel inspired, but I wanted to say how happy I am you are keeping this meme going. I'm also glad you got over the hurdle yesterday. It does get easier with time. Not easy, but easier.
K

Bookie said...

Lisa,your book blurb is wildly creative as usual. I am glad you are keeping the blurbs going. They are a good mind stretching exercise! I have fallen off just due to my own life, not because I am less interested. I just can't get it all done anymore. A snowy winter might have helped there by confining me in to write more.

Karen Lange said...

Good one Lisa. Perhaps you should write a script for it! ;)

Happy weekend!

Oregon Gifts of Comfort and Joy said...

Oh, Lisa! I haven't read your blurb yet, because I still need to write that one ... I finished with the doggie one already and will post two tomorrow. Thank you so much for choosing my pictures when you do; it makes me happy that you like them

I'll see you in the morning!

Kathy

BECKY said...

I can't believe it's been a year already! Happy BBF Anniversary!

Sandra Davies said...

Away on holiday at the mo - will comment properly when I get back

jabblog said...

Sounds fun! A complicated plot with lots of interesting characters.

I can't believe it's a year since you started Book Blurb Friday. I'm only sorry I haven't kept up with it.

Debra Mayhew said...

The only thing I don't like about BBF is that I get excited to read your stories and then realize they haven't been written yet! You come up with so many great blurbs, Lisa. Congratulations on your one year anniversary! I'm looking forward to reading more in the coming year!

Oregon Gifts of Comfort and Joy said...

Lisa, I am so glad that you are keeping BBF going too ... this meme has been a gift to me in many ways, even helping me to realize that I can shoot out quick fiction ideas at all. I didn't know that before.

This week's blurb is so funny! What a way to turn around the worst birthday ever, lol. I'd love to read this book, or even better, see the movie. A Karaoke groupie? I'd never thought of that before.

Have a super weekend,

Kathy M.

Kay L. Davies said...

Love your blurb, Lisa. Do write the "George Crooney" scene and share it with us.
However, I would love to buy this book, so maybe you should write the whole thing.
Just posted my contribution this morning.
K

Mama Zen said...

This is hilarious!

Lynn said...

OMG you are so funny. Ack, I haven't written anything yet and then I saw this is #52, and a picture I sent, well, good grief, I have to come up with something... just not sure how long it will take me. Happy Anniversary with this BBF, and I too am sorry that I hadn't been able to keep up with every one. Oh well, we do what we can, when we can. I'll be back!

Lynn said...

Okay, I did it! And I promise to make it to all the other blurbs as soon as I have time. Thanks Lisa!

Bookie said...

Although a little late today, I did get to all BBF entries and left comments. However, I see some of the comments are not showing up, but I wanted the bloggers to know I was there! I will try to check back later and see what is going for them!

Tammy said...

Gave me the giggles, too. My favorite character already is Mitzi the karaoke groupie. As a book or a movie, this is way too much fun to pass up!

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

Hey y'all! Thanks for your support and participation. My youngest turns 18 this weekend, so I'm focused on her birthday celebration and my time is sorely limited. I might be delayed in getting to your blurbs, but I'm looking forward to reading them!

Joanne said...

Again... I want to read This book! You are sooo creative!
Blessings, Joanne

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

Thanks, Joanne!

K9friend said...

Tee-hee! That sounds like quite a storyline you have going there, by George!

Pat
Critter Alley

Grandma's Goulash said...

Book Blurb Friday deserves far more than a year. I'm so happy that you've decided to continue. I appreciate the ideas it inspires and I love seeing the variety of stories from one photo.

How appropriate to have a birthday breakfast start this week's blurb. The blurb gave me so many smiles, that I know I would love to read the book. Although Alvin may be in a bit of a mess, I hope he doesn't discard the excitement that George Crooney (great name!) has generated for him.