Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Internet Woes


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Wah, wah, wah.  I'm whining again about my internet troubles. I never consider how dependent I am on the internet until I'm unable to access on a whim. This has occurred twice in twenty-four hours, rendering me unable to post to my blog, read other blogs, research writing markets or make submissions; my husband's business stalled; my daughter's homework sat idle.  Emails, business and personal, languished in cyberspace.

The problem blessedly fixed, I am back at the keyboard typing away; but I am pondering how integral the internet has become to our lives, our business, and our entertainment. I admit with no shame that a lack of internet access makes me cranky and more than a little nuts. 

What about you? How do you cope when your internet access is gone? Is the impact great or just a minor inconvenience? Do you think your life is better as a result of the technology, or just more hectic? Leave a comment and let me know!

Til next time -
Lisa

Monday, September 27, 2010

Microfiction Monday: Ava Waits

Microfiction Monday, hosted by Susan at Stony River, has me hooked! The challenge is to write a story of 140 characters or less to match the picture provided.  Here's this week's picture and the microfiction I wrote to go with it:




Ava sat there mornings, still as stone, staring at the spot he went under. She wore his hat like a bribe; but he never rose up to claim it.



Check out the Stony River link to access other microfiction stories for this picture or, better yet, write one of your own!

Have a great Monday - 
Lisa

Friday, September 24, 2010

Say It With Hallmark!

Clipart courtesy of hasselfreeclipart.com.

Do you ever browse through greeting cards and think, "I can do better than this." ?  Well, now is your chance to prove it.  Hallmark is hosting a contest that can net you $250 big ones if your card is chosen to sell at Hallmark.com.  If they think it really rocks and opt to sell it in stores, you earn another $250.  There is no fee to enter, but you have to submit by September 26.  Winners will be announced in November.  Good luck!

Another worthwhile contest is found at Creative Writer's Circle.  They provide your writing prompt in the form of paragraph one of your story.  That's right, the whole first paragraph is already written. Your job is to finish the story, keeping it to a maximum of 3,500 words. The submission deadline is September 31.  First place wins $50 cash, plus one dozen of Leah's Homemade Cookies (you choose your favorite) shipped directly to you.  Second place wins $25 plus the cookies.  There is no fee to enter.

For more writing contests, check out Once Written. This site offers a list of contests, all of which offer either a minimum grand prize of $250 or no entry fee. If you love to write and enjoy contests, you may find one that suits you.

Even if you don't consider yourself a writer, you ought to give one of these contests a try, buttercup.  It will be fun (I promise) and you may discover a creative talent you never knew you possessed.  Make it a Hallmark moment---go for it!

Off to write more stuff--
Lisa

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Finally on Facebook!



For many moons I resisted the howl of Facebook, that social networking phenomenon which, love it or hate it, is an integral part global life. Like kudzu, its growth is exponential. There is no stopping or slowing it down.

I avoided Facebook for one simple reason: time. I feared adding Facebook to my already burgeoning list of daily agenda items was akin to whacking myself with a hammer just because everyone else was doing it. Where do people find the time, and how would I? Why would I? What's the big deal?

The big deal is pretty simple. Fun. Facebook is fun. Since signing up a week or so ago I've chatted with relatives, re-connected with old friends and enjoyed hooking up with other writers. Even when I'm not actually communicating, it is nice to check my news feed and see what everyone posted.  Snippets of humor and quick comments are enough to bring a smile, always a nice pick-me-up midday. The best part is--surprise!--it takes little time at all.

The only aspect of Facebook I'm not crazy about is all the picture posting. If there's going to be a picture of me out in cyberspace, I'd like it to first have my stamp of approval.  My husband and kids did not get that memo, and if they did, opted to ignore it.  Completely.  Good thing I lost my vanity along with my natural hair color, eh?

So where do you stand on Facebook? Are you an avid user or a minimalist? Do you consider it to be a toy, a tool or a necessary evil in today's internet-drenched society?

Off to check my Facebook--
Lisa

Monday, September 20, 2010

Microfiction Monday: She's a Looker!

It's another microfiction Monday, where 140 characters or less is all that is allowed to tell a story matching the photo.  Visit Susan at Stony River for links to other microfiction stories.  My microfiction tale is below:


She's a looker, Al thought.
He glanced at the road, the miles yet ahead, and eyed her pretty heeled shoes.
Not too bright, though, he mused.


Hope y'all enjoy your Monday!

Til next time -
Lisa

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Write For Charity: Helping Kids



Write for Charity is an organization dedicated to bringing writers together to raise money for children's charities.  The resulting book, From the Heart: A Collection of Stories and Poems from the Front Lines of Parenting, is an anthology I am proud to say includes my work. St. Jude's (Children's Hospital and Research Center) is a beneficiary of this charity; it also happens to be my personal charity of choice, so when this opportunity arose I jumped.

The Q&A below offers details about the project. I hope you'll keep reading and perhaps purchase the book.  Maybe you will even offer a story of your own to be included in the next Write for Charity anthology.



Q: Tell me a little bit about this project. 
A: From the Heart is the brainchild of the ladies at Write for Charity.  After finding out that her youngest daughter needed surgery, our chief editor, Beth Davis, felt a driving urge to make a difference in the lives of children, particularly sick children.  The idea of writing a book for charity had been thrown around our office for some time, but she jumped in with both feet to get it moving.
Understanding that writing a book in a short period of time would be an unrealistic task, the ladies went full steam ahead in search of collaborators.  They searched magazines, the blogosphere and writers groups from around the country for the best and brightest writing talent they could find, extending invitations as they went.  After sorting through over 300 submissions over the course of several months, From the Heart was born. The book is a creative collaboration of nearly 100 different stories and poems from all aspects of parenting.  July 1st was the kickoff to our 90 Day Challenge and we’ve been moving ahead with book sales ever since!

Q. What is the 90 Day Challenge? 
A: The 90 Day Challenge is a book sales drive that represents a goal that we set for ourselves and the collaborative authors who are choosing to participate.  The goal is to jumpstart sales of From the Heart in the first 90 days by selling 10,000 copies of the book and raising a large lump sum of money for charity immediately.
The book is currently only available for sale on our website at www.writeforcharity.com, but it will be available at many other retail locations following the 90 Day Challenge.

Q: Why not make it available through a national distribution channel during your 90 Day Challenge?
A: We elected to sell the book at www.writeforcharity.com during 90 Day Challenge and wait to distribute the book into bookstores like Barnes and Noble and Borders and on websites like Amazon.com due to the costs associated with a distributor.  By selling the book on our website, we are able to control in house costs, raise profit margins and, in turn, donate more money to our selected charities.

Q. Who will benefit from this project?
A: The desire to contribute to children’s charities has driven this project from the very beginning.  Since the minute we decided to publish this book, we knew that children’s hospitals and juvenile disease research foundations would be the beneficiaries when it came to fruition.  All of the profits from this book will be split between various Children’s Hospitals and St. Jude’s Children’s Research Center.

Q: So, 100% of proceeds from this project go to charity?
A: One hundred percent of profits will go to our selected charities.  Obviously with a project like this, you have printing costs, but other than that, we have committed all of the funds to our selected charities.  Our authors have donated their work, our editors have donated their time and our graphics people have donated their talent.  We are very lucky to have such a wonderful group of talented people involved in this project.  For a list of contributors, visit www.writeforcharity.wordpress.com/the-authors

Q: Tell us something we don’t know about your project. 
A: Well, the biggest thing would definitely have to be the caliber of our contributors.  We have several nationally recognized writers in our group of nearly 80 contributors and many of our contributors have been featured in nationally distributed publications, on popular websites or on television.  Their willingness to donate their work to our cause is admirable and I know that everyone who reads this volume will enjoy their poems and stories.  Together with our contributors, we have begun a grassroots effort to raise funds for our wonderful charities that is growing by the day.  Their eagerness to help get the word out about the book is admirable and we appreciate their support.

Q: What’s in it for me to support this project?
A: The charity situation on a national level has taken a severe beating as of late. Many incidents of run ins with unsavory “charities” have appeared in the media in the past several years.  Many individuals and companies have completely lost trust in those trying to do good work because of a few “bad eggs.” 

Many individuals have contributed time and effort to put this project together.  Our authors contributed their work out of the kindness of their hearts and our editor, layout artist and designers all contributed time as well.  Because they believe in the mission behind this project, to help children in need, we hope you will take the time to support us and purchase a copy of the book.  The book in itself is a fantastic product and by purchasing, you are helping a good cause.

Q: How can I support Write for Charity’s From the Heart?
A: There are a number of different things you can do to support the project.  First and foremost, you can click here to buy a book!  On our website, we have the ever popular blog buttons which I have starting seeing crop up all over cyberspace.  You are welcome to download the “supporter” button for your own website if you are so inclined.
This is the first anthology we have done and with the success we are already seeing with it, we know it won’t be the last.  Contact one of our editors at press@writeforcharity.com for more information on how you can contribute to one of our upcoming projects or help to support our current project.


So that's the scoop! If you love to read, this is a great investment for charity.  If you love to write, perhaps you'll consider submitting a story contribution to the next charitable anthology. 


Thanks for reading!
Lisa

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Tempting Trio: Chocolate, Coffee, and Wine!



Yay! I finally spotted an article that says what I've known all along:  dark chocolate is good for me! 

The online slideshow/article lists 33 foods deemed to help us "stay young forever".  Chocolate keeps company with the likes of salmon, berries, broccoli, and other not so unexpected stuff.  To read about all 33 go to this MSN Health & Fitness link.  Each food listed also shares links to three pertinent recipes. 

In the interest of being thorough I reviewed the dark chocolate recipes. While tempting, I don't imagine they will be considered Weight Watchers friendly any time soon.  Or, like, ever.

But that doesn't matter.  What matters is that dark chocolate is GOOD for us! It contains resveratrol and flavanols, whatever they are---and does it really matter, buttercup? The point is, those whatchamathingies are in dark chocolate and they are GOOD for us! Yay! Apparently, they help protect our skin against sun damage and aid in circulation. Did I mention that dark chocolate is GOOD for us?

Who says I can't focus?

This is terrific news. It means that quarter pound bag of dark chocolate Peanut M&Ms is actually medicinal, right up there with my QT Toffee Coffee (caffeine helps reduce the risk of colon cancer and diabetes per WebMD) and Friday night glass. . .er, glasses. . .of vino (heart healthy per Parenting.com).  

Turns out I'm a health nut.  Who knew?

Take this news and run with it.  Finish off your coffee, rip open that bag of dark chocolate Peanut M&Ms and pour a big glass of wine. It'll be GOOD for you!

Til next time -
Lisa

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Sunday, September 12, 2010

Biking in the Buff!

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On September 5th the city of Philadelphia hosted the annual Philly Naked Bike Ride. Pictures of this event can be viewed on the website of photographer Anthony Skorochod.  Be warned, though, buttercup.  When they say "naked" they mean naked, not like when I say "in the buff" and mean fully clothed, or possibly in my jammies.

Not everyone dons his/her birthday suit. Some folks keep their britches on, wear bathing suits, or glam up with body paint. The purpose of riding el buffo is to promote bicycling and its contribution to cleaner air and to bring attention to the vulnerability of bicyclists in traffic. I'd say seeing a fully naked man on a bicycle would bring my attention to something, but it wouldn't be his Schwinn, if ya know what I mean.

As it turns out, this naked bike riding thing is not limited to Philadelphia. Since 2004, 70 cities worldwide have hosted similar events. Of course, perspective is everything.  For instance, the folks on the French Riviera wouldn't think twice about seeing naked bicyclists. "Henri, mon ami. Look! To the left of the topless sunbathers, on the street across from the Nude Beach Cafe, there are hundreds of bicyclists, dans la nudité! Mon dieu!  They are blocking my view of the pigeons!"

I don't know if Atlanta has a Naked Bike Ride day, but this blog is as publicly in the buff as I'm prepared to get.  If I do change my mind and decide to participate in such a thing I'd have to be incognito, wearing a funny hat and big mustache.  And possibly a raincoat, just for chuckles. Oh, wait. That sounds like Halloween. And now you know what I'm going dressed as. Drat.

Does your city host a Naked Bike Ride? Would you ever suit up in your altogether to bring attention to a worthy cause?  What are the greatest lengths to which you are willing to go to highlight an issue about which you are passionate?

Til next time -
Lisa

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

OOoooowwww! It's a Howler!



OOoooowwww!

I descend from a long line of dedicated Howlers, none more devoted to the fine art of The Howl than my beloved big brother, Craig, known to all as WolfMan Howler of Tennessee.

Okay, fine. I just now made that up.  But he should be known to all as WolfMan Howler of Tennessee because:  a). He lives in Tennessee; and b). He's a Howler. And a ridiculously handsome devil, too. . .but now I'm just bragging.

A true Howler is not one of those folks who howls just to howl.  Anyone can do that.  No, buttercup, a bona fide Howler is one who harbors a deep appreciation and love for the beauty of the night sky, particularly when the moon is at its fullest and the earth is illuminated by the ethereal glow; a Howler is one who recognizes in the wild call of the wolf a kindred, independent spirit reveling in the joy and vastness of the universe.

As a Howler myself, I can attest to the fact that lifting one's face toward the moon and letting fly a heartfelt, "OOoooowwww!" is a fine way to commune with nature.  If you have never offered a vibrant, head-thrown-back howl to the night sky, I dare you to give it a try.  You'll be hooked after the first "OOoooowwww!" Your neighbors might wonder about you, but if they don't already then you need to work on being more of an individualist.  Good for the spirit, that. If you are nervous about your first Howl, have a few margaritas first.

The mailbox pictured above is my big bro's way of honoring The Howl.  Fortunately for him, his significant other, known to one and all as WolfLady Howler of Tennessee (oh, okay...not really; her name is Jeri), co-created that masterpiece of a mail receptacle.  The little wolf sitting on top of the box is Wolfie, a gift to the happy couple from yours truly.  Wolfie joins them on their adventures and makes friends wherever he goes. He doesn't know he's a stuffed toy, so don't tell him. He won't believe you anyway.

Scroll up and take another look at that superb mailbox, built to honor The Howl. It is a masterpiece.  OOoooowwww!

Happy Howling -
Lisa

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Happy Anniversary September 1st!

The post below is a repeat of the posting for September 1st 2009.  I've changed a couple of things to accommodate the passing of another year, but otherwise this is a re-run. It remains relevant for me, so I'd like to request your indulgence on the repeat, just this once.  Thanks.






Once upon a time and long ago, on the 1st of September, there was a restaurant and lounge in Merrimack, New Hampshire called The Village Squire. Mama and Daddy took me there for dinner—our standing Friday night date—and we three made a pact: no matter where the years might lead us, September 1st would be our anniversary. We would meet for dinner every September 1st, we promised, no matter what. I still have the red matchbook bearing the restaurant logo. When I flip the cover I see the date, written in the sloping cursive of my 17-year-old self: September 1, 1978.

This, the 1st of September 2010, marks the 32nd anniversary of that dinner. I wis
h I could remember details about that night, but in typical teenage fashion I took for granted the hours spent. If I could live it again I would take photos and write a detailed journal; I would make note of the menu and the waiter’s name and the topics of conversation. I would memorize every sound, color, and scent; every bit of laughter and nuance of conversation. I would savor those things which, in my youth, I could not imagine ever being without.

I remember snippets, such as Daddy wearing a tweed sport coat and Mama’s charm bracelet jangling. Daddy drank a vodka martini with extra olives and Mama ordered scotch and water on the rocks (with a lemon twist). Before dinner drinks were sipped, not slurped, and dinner—seafood, I think—lasted for a couple of hours, not a couple of minutes. There were white linen tablecloths and I sat next to Mama in the booth with Daddy across from us. It sounds formal, but it was very casual, and we were silly and laughed a lot. I had just graduated from high school the June before, so I imagine we discussed my plans to attend the University of Las Vegas in the spring. Daddy was a philosopher at heart, so the conversation may have veered toward lofty things. God help me, I cannot remember. I want so much to remember.

Subsequent Septembers came and went, and for a few years we celebrated on the first day of the month to honor our pledge. But our pact gave way to life—marriage and babies and moves and illness and death. Before Mama and Daddy died we rarely forgot our special day and, over the telephone and the separation of a thousand miles, we would share a glass of wine to commemorate that first dinner.

I pray that right now my parents are together holding hands on a heavenly beach, watching over me and calling out, “Happy
anniversary, Snowflake!” And in their honor I lift my wine glass and say, “Happy September 1st to the best parents God created. I will love you forever and miss you always, and I hope I’ve made you proud.”

Love,
Snowflake